1. What would be the contents of your perfect pie?

savoury - steak and kidney
sweet - key lime pie (sigh!):yes:;D;

2. Lift your eyes from the screen - what's the first thing you see and how did it get there?
Notebook and pen - I put them there
:D

3. What, if anything, would you like to get rid of in your life and why?
U-( the little scrotes who keepsmashing the street lamps in my area.... they're going to get electrocuted and killed if they're not careful, and no-one on my street can see what they're doing outside their houses

4. If you were building your own house what one room would you include that you don't have now?
an old-fashioned library complete with floor to ceiling shelves, leather chesterfields, open fireplace, green-shaded desk lamps, and a study area.... (and of course a music system to play softly in the background...)

5. When you were little people asked "what do you want to be when you up?". Does your answer then match what you do now?

Pretty much... Not career-wise, but I wanted to be happy (and not to grow up.... succeeded there!!)